Hey my names Brielle I am life's lemons aka the shit no one wants. And my blog is basically whatever I feel like posting. You should follow moi!
Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!
There we go children. If you find my body call the police.
dont ever be mean to michael…… he’s just a confused dandelion who has short fingers and a big ego
so tomorrow is the first day of september and I think now is an appropriate time to say wake me up when september ends
when me and ashton date i am going to pretend this blog never existed and in return i shall give you secrets about him
Ashton in glasses was the hottest thing ever, don’t fight me on this
with slightly messy hair omg I could kill a bitch
me too like in the batman shirt….
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED
CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS
WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM
just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire
when she doesn’t wanna wake up on a sunday
when she doesn’t like your cobain shirt
when she won’t simmer down
when you swim, but you still drown
when she actually does wanna be charlie sheen
when calum gets turned on by FUCKING MINIVANS (i will never get over this tbh)